Trollop Watch ’09: Kate Gosselin
I look like an Irish Setter!
Within seconds of watching “Jon and Kate, plus 8,” I wanted to die. Kate Gosselin is the worst person I’ve seen on TV since the Mussolini documentary I watched on The History Channel.
The horrible attitude, the constant berating of her husband, exploitative actions, and overall twattiness nearly made me impotent. She has the worst traits of any person I’ve ever encountered, and I pity her husband for procreating with her via in vitro.
Since viewing the episode, I’ve thought of ways to exact revenge on her for stealing those minutes of my life. Looks like her hairstylist beat me to it.
It doesn’t stop Kate from continuing her self-praise and being delusional. From US Weekly:
Kate Gosselin says her spiky bob hairstyle reflects her feisty personality.
“It’s my attitude! Everybody wants it. It’s work,” she tells Entertainment Weekly.
But not everybody can pull it off.
“I have very, very thick hair, so it’s not going to work for everybody,” she says. “I’ve seen people come through the book line with thin hair and it’s just won’t work. My hair stylist gets calls from all across the country.”
It’s tough deciding what’s more ridiculous: Kate believing people want her attitude or that people across the nation want the same hairstyle. I highly doubt anyone wants a style that looks like a beaver tail is flopping in front of your face while a hedgehog sits atop your head.
Tags: bad hairstyles, Jon and Kate Plus 8, Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin, trollop
Thank you for writing this blog, that woman’s hair has drove me crazy for years. And why is anyone reporting on it, the only reporting should be to her that she looks like a mess.