Muldo Mul-doin' it since '83

Hairstyle of the Century

I was at a Mexican restaurant in Sylmar after a round of disc golf a couple weeks ago and came upon the greatest hairstyle in the history of mankind.  Or humankind if you'd like me to be more politically correct.  Though I always hate when people say humankind since the traditional meaning of "mankind" factors in both sexes, so saying humankind is just a bunch of  bullshit.

Anyways, the woman was face to face with me, and the true scope of her wondrous hair was not realized until she turned sideways to feed her child.  Upon doing so, this is what I witnessed:

Turned sideways, her giant, wave-breaking-on-the-shore curl was exposed.  Many thoughts ran through my head concerning how she got her hair to curl that way.  Beer can?  Tree stump?  Her husband's girthy genitalia?

I hope for it being the result of hair-banging her better-half, but my practical side says she did it with an empty Coors Light.  Either way, I'll appreciate this woman's avant-garde approach to hairstyle innovations and think of  her the next time I body surf.

Share on Facebook

Related posts:

1. Trollop Watch ’09: Kate Gosselin
2. Justin Bieber’s Comb Over