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		<title>Condiment and fruit habits at work</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I bring my own mustard to work and keep it hidden.  I don&#8217;t want to use the shoddy mustards in the office fridge, and if I put it on a sandwich in the morning, the bread is soggy by lunch time.  I keep it stored away in a plastic bag so none of the fridge [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Music Video Star</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I had the honor of playing a referee in The Whiskey Saints new video for &#8220;The Gift.&#8221;  It was a lot of fun and I got to eat pizza and drink beer.  So far, the reviews have been stellar, with commenters on a blog saying I look like Peyton Manning or a young Jerry Sandusky. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ripoff</title>
		<description><![CDATA[$39.99? I&#8217;ve been giving these away for free for years!‎]]></description>
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		<title>Twitter Follower #300 Contest Winner:  @jules4119</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a blatant attempt to get more Twitter followers, I announced a contest stating that follower number 300 would receive a prize.  I take announcements seriously, so giving the winner something frivolous was out of the question. Winning something so important deserves a prize that can be cherished for a lifetime.  According to De Beer&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://muldo.net/2011/08/twitter-follower-300-contest-winner-jules4119/</link>
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		<title>Weird Neighbors in Hollywood</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8211; People in Los Angeles have an odd relationship with their neighbors.  They spend months or even years separated by only a few feet of drywall, yet since everyone is so self-absorbed, it&#8217;s rare to know much more about them than their names, and even those can be tough to remember. By mere proximity, I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://muldo.net/2011/08/weird-neighbors-in-hollywood/</link>
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		<title>A Guy, a Doll, and a T-Mobile Store</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While in line for a new SIM card at the T-Mobile store on Beverly Blvd. last Saturday, I saw something I will never un-see.  A gentleman clutching a mannequin with matching clothes and hair was entrenched in conversation with a sales rep, most likely signing up for the family plan.  I did my duty as [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://muldo.net/2011/08/a-guy-a-doll-and-a-t-mobile-store/</link>
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		<title>RIP My First Beard 2011-2011</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Beard Muldowney died of accidental causes today.  He was 33 days old. Beard was conceived by his father, Ryan Patrick Muldowney, 27, of Los Angeles,  on the afternoon of July 9th, immediately after he shaved before attending a friend&#8217;s wedding.  Though Beard was a cause of itchiness and discomfort at first, they quickly became inseparable, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://muldo.net/2011/08/rip-my-first-beard-2011-2011/</link>
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		<title>My Newest Fan</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A big development in the land of Muldo this week.  One of my earliest celebrity crushes, Dominique Moceanu, is now following me on twitter little more than a year after I wrote this heartfelt article about her. I&#8217;m honored and flattered as much as, if not more than the other 2,648 people she follows.  I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://muldo.net/2011/06/my-newest-fan/</link>
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		<title>First Date in Los Angeles</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It took one month to find someone willing to go on a date with me, and one night for them to decide they never wanted to see me again. I had been in town for a few weeks and was ready to meet some ladies.  After hearing all the horror stories about the pretentiousness of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://muldo.net/2011/06/first-date-in-los-angeles/</link>
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		<title>First Celebrity Sighting</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ask anyone who relocated to Los Angeles, and they&#8217;ll be able to tell you about their first celebrity encounter.  Mine happened my second week in town, and was one of the most exciting moments of my life up until that point.1 It was at a semi-intimate gathering with a lot of people I just met.  [...]]]></description>
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